Dirty Pretty Things

I like blowjobs. A lot.

Enough that I seek them out in the morass of internet porn, picking out the stiff, perfect cocks and soft, full lips with a sigh and a grimace of distaste. For the most part, looking at blowjobs on the internet leaves me with very much the same sensation as finding cash floating in the bowl of a public toilet, and just as much in need of some kind of antiseptic wipe.

Because blowjobs are fucking hot. But blowjob porn is, for the most part, dumb, tasteless, and insulting, and somewhat less erotic than a hearty case of the Mumps. Pardon the expression, but it sucks.

so, I decided to turn my penchant for overzealous internet research to finding something other than the perfect pair of platforms or the bestest fingerless gloves for once. I went shopping for a better blowjob. Or at least a better picture of one. What I found were some terrific sites- some dedicated to the art of fellatio, some dedicated to sex in general, or to art, or to explicit photography. But all had style, class, and perhaps most importantly a respect for the subject and subjects involved. The five that won me over:

#1 Beautiful Garbage

It’s just a set on flickr. But distjecta’s photostream is perhaps the finest collection of blowjob and comeshot images I crossed paths with in my search. They run the gamut from super-porny to super-arty, but across the board these are hot, visually stunning images.

#2 Bill Tong

Bill Tong’s incredible black and white photos feel like sex in the back room at a Sex Pistols show. Drunken, off kilter, slightly out of focus, surreally beautiful and slightly pained all at the same time.

#3 Beautiful and Depraved

This is my current favorite sex blog. It’s not devoted specifically to fellatio, but there’s plenty here to find. There is also a pictures-only site in case you’re, you know, not there for the articles. But I recommend the blog, as well.

#4 Noir Desir

If it’s just cock in mouth you’re after, you’ll have to flip through this extensive photo blog to get what you came for. However, everything here is great and the payoff is worthwhile.

#5 Bend Me Over

Another photo blog with a general interest in great sex photography. As with Noir Desir, you’ll have to filter through some other (excellent) photos to get to the money shots.


4 Responses to “Dirty Pretty Things”

  1. October 30, 2008 at 10:22 am

    This I like very much, B&W much more powerful imagery. Pity the digital divide killed the darkroom and the pungency of acetic acid…


  2. 2 Rob
    November 6, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    Ah the halcyon days of Penthouse and cheap guitars, I think I maybe too sensate for the future. I need the eyes of a fly if only to take a little at a time, can someone make me some fly eyed glasses.

  3. 3 JT
    November 8, 2008 at 3:51 am

    I totally have to show my b/f those pics, he will love them! And as a woman, I have to agree, b/j’s in real life are awesome, they suck ass in the porn industry. It’s beautiful to see someone take the time to show the beauty in it.

  4. 4 ND
    January 21, 2009 at 3:15 am

    thanks for the kind words. i’m so glad other people enjoy the site as much as i do. 🙂

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