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26
Sep
10

Tinfoil Hat Report: Aliens are fucking with our nukes.

Tinfoil. Fuckin. Hat. Report.

It’s been a while since I posted a Tinfoil Hat Report, but this is a good one. It comes right in the middle of my reading “UFOs: Generals, Pilots and Government Officials Go On the Record“, which Samantha kindly sent me the other week, so I’m primed and ready with my tinfoil hat.

ALIENS ARE FUCKING WITH OUR NUKES.

Rueters broke the story this week, as 120 former or retired military personnel prepare to go on the record stating that UFOs are compromising our nuclear facilities- although, it seems, in a polite bid to keep us from blowing ourselves to smithereens.

several nuclear missiles simultaneously and inexplicably malfunctioned while a disc-shaped object silently hovered nearby

Considering everything I’ve read on other subject, it actually doesn’t seem very alarming, other than that the US might finally have to follow in the footsteps of a number of other countries, most notably France and Great Britain, and admit that yes, Virginia, there are flying saucers. In all the case files I’ve read, a UFO has never fired on a civilian or military craft, even when fired upon.

So, buck up, little earthlings. Maybe they’re on our side after all.

On Monday (Sept 27th), a panel of former US military personnel involved with the nuclear facilities before the National Press Club. This is certainly not the first time that US military personnel have come forward to attempt to break the taboo surrounding talking about UFOs seriously, and we will see if the press continues to studiously ignore the mounting evidence, as they did with the release of the COMEDA report.

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